READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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