So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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