the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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