So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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