i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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