Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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