Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis