break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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