Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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