He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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