No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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