Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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