Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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