i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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