omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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