we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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