i need an iv and a liver transplant
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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