In the future we'll all be gay
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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