I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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