I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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