I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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