Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Floor bacon is actually really good
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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