I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
id be glad to
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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