And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
