Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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