every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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