I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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