Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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