He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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