He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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