it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
