My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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