There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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