is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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