Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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