Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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