How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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