yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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