i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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