your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I believe in your delicious
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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