yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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