i don't like sucking hair
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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