I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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