I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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