Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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