So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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