You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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