Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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