brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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