Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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