dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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Drunk is not a location!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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