Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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