im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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